Obama Explains Rick Warren

A lot of you are upset by my choice of Rick Warren to deliver the invocation at my inauguration. I know that many of you, particularly gay and lesbian Americans have been bothered by my choice of Pastor Warren due to his socially conservative view.. And I felt that Americans deserved an explanation.

(Guitar Riff)

Barack Obama (BA): I'm fucking Rick Warren.
Rick Warren (RW): He's fucking Rick Warren
BA: The only lube we use is spit.
BA: I'm fucking Rick Warren.
RW: He's fucking Rick Warren
BA: Cause he's a hypocrite
RW: In a pew, in a cage, after I preach on the stage. In the church, in the state, and after the debate.
BA: I'm fucking Rick Warren.
RW: He's fucking Rick Warren
BA: Your president is black
BA: I'm fucking Rick Warren.
RW: He's fucking Rick Warren.
RW: In the Saddleback. It's funny America because Saddleback sound gay and it's also the name of my church. Well, now you know.
BA: Yea. It's ironic.
BA: Hey America. Don't take it bad. remember all the good times. Like the time I said I made fun of John McCain for saying we'd stay in Iraq 100 years, then created a troop withdrawal plan to leave 40,000 troops in Iraq indefinitely.
Girls: Who's that coming to the White House?
Boys: Who? Who?
Girls: Imefa
Boys: Imefa who?
Girls: I'm fucking Rick Warren.
Boys: He's fucking Rick Warren.
BA: I'm fucking Rick Warren.
RW: He's fucking Rick Warren.
BA: You're used to Bush fucking you.
BA: I'm fucking Rick Warren.
RW: He's fucking Rick Warren.
BA: Pastors need cock too,
BA: Remember when I said that I was going to bring change to America? I was fucking Rick Warren.
RW: Remember when I asked Barack about his views on gay marriage and abortion. He was definitely fucking Rick Warren.
BA: Remember when I said I was going to bring back bipartisanship. I was fucking Rick Warren.
BA: In a pew, in a cage, after he preaches on the stage. In the church, in the state, and after each debate.

[ For an explanation http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLG3S5WzHig ]