Headlines 9/3/08
DNC
Monday
*Ted Kennedy gave a rousing speech to the democratic convention. Kennedy who is suffering from a brain tumor said that nothing will stop him from seeing Barak Obama elected president and then proceeded to bludgeon Hillary and Bill Clinton to death.
*Michelle Obama gave the speech of her life tonight bringing tears to the audience of democrats as she told the story of growing just like everyone else. How she grew up a black Muslim terrorist in Chicago. How she burned the American flag when she was 14 years old. How she had 38 abortions while she was in law school. How she had a lesbian relationship with a white woman when she attended Princeton and then sacrificed her former lover to Baal drinking her blood in order to fulfill the affirmative action requirements to get into Harvard Law School.
Tuesday
*Mark Warner, former governor of Virginia and current candidate for senator from Virginia, gave an electrifying speech about how awesome cell phones are and that Barak Obama should be the next president because he has a cell phone while John McCain still uses a rotary phone.
*Hill
Thursday
* Barak Obama stunned the political world when in his acceptance speech he stated that for the good of the country he would step aside and let Hillary Clinton run at the top of the ticket. No one will ever forget those poetic words spoken by Senator Obama, "Senator Clinton runs marginally better in Ohio and Ohio has more electoral votes than North Carolina and Colorado. So I cannot in good conscience stay your nominee." The crowd at Mile High Stadium was shocked and stunned and then voted to eject Hillary Clinton from the Democratic Party rather than have the Clintons be in charge of the party again. Senator Obama then accepted the nomination.
Monday
*Ted Kennedy gave a rousing speech to the democratic convention. Kennedy who is suffering from a brain tumor said that nothing will stop him from seeing Barak Obama elected president and then proceeded to bludgeon Hillary and Bill Clinton to death.
*Michelle Obama gave the speech of her life tonight bringing tears to the audience of democrats as she told the story of growing just like everyone else. How she grew up a black Muslim terrorist in Chicago. How she burned the American flag when she was 14 years old. How she had 38 abortions while she was in law school. How she had a lesbian relationship with a white woman when she attended Princeton and then sacrificed her former lover to Baal drinking her blood in order to fulfill the affirmative action requirements to get into Harvard Law School.
Tuesday
*Mark Warner, former governor of Virginia and current candidate for senator from Virginia, gave an electrifying speech about how awesome cell phones are and that Barak Obama should be the next president because he has a cell phone while John McCain still uses a rotary phone.
*Hill
Thursday
* Barak Obama stunned the political world when in his acceptance speech he stated that for the good of the country he would step aside and let Hillary Clinton run at the top of the ticket. No one will ever forget those poetic words spoken by Senator Obama, "Senator Clinton runs marginally better in Ohio and Ohio has more electoral votes than North Carolina and Colorado. So I cannot in good conscience stay your nominee." The crowd at Mile High Stadium was shocked and stunned and then voted to eject Hillary Clinton from the Democratic Party rather than have the Clintons be in charge of the party again. Senator Obama then accepted the nomination.
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