Alberto

Alberto
Sung to the tune of "Fernando" by ABBA.

It's subpoena time Alberto
Why didn't you remember to delete all the email you received?
From Kyle Sampson Alberto
He and Harriet were thinking of ways to raise young W's star
Didn't you envision subpoenas
And the risk of your impeachment and then disbar

Republicans now Alberto
How to chose eight US attorneys
Incorruptible Alberto
They were honest, refused to use their office to be your spies
So Harriet and Kyle thought
And made a list. December pink slips dropped like flies

There was something that's just not quite right
Careers were bright Alberto
All eight were there for you and me
US attorneys Alberto
Though it never had been done before
You had no regret
W's cabinet screwed up again
This is your end, Alberto
W's cabinet screwed up again
This is your end, Alberto

Will you blame Karl Rove Alberto?
That worked so well when played by Scooter Libby's hand
Shaikh Mohammed cracked Alberto
Do you think that will save your job, get your face off the newsstand?
Even John Sununu
Wants you out of office and on the witness stand

There was something that's just not quite right
Careers were bright Alberto
All eight were there for you and me
US attorneys Alberto
Though it never had been done before
You had no regret
W's cabinet screwed up again
This is your end, Alberto
W's cabinet screwed up again
This is your end, Alberto