I like votes

I like votes (to the tune of "I Like It" by Narcotic Thrust)

I serve the nation every day
I hate what my opponents say
The power gives me such a drive
On the floor's when I come alive

I long to be elected
Just get me reelected
I'll spend my term pandering
Pandering to you

[1st chorus]
I like cash for my P A C
I like to go on Sunday TV
I like when they start the roll call
I like votes... I must have them all

There can't be more to life than this
Big checks from those fat lobbyists
Each month's vacations are two weeks
Kissing cute babies right on their cheeks

Late night with my interns
Wait for election returns
I'll spend my term pandering
Pandering to you

I'll always vote with big tobacco
My district pork makes the budget grow
Each day I'm at the roll call
I like votes... I must make them all
Someday I'll take away your choice
Someday I'll close the Village Voice
I like cash for my P A C
Elections are all about me

I override his veto
And then confirm Alito
I'll spend my term pandering
Pandering to you

I like votes so much